Looking for a REAL lawnmower repair person (Portsmouth) in Chesapeake, Virginia For Sale

Just bought a used yard machine, and looking for someone to give it a good going over. It needs a good carb cleaning and general clean up (do you know how to power wash a lawnmower?). I have already replaced the spark plug, checked gas and oil, and cleaned the air filter. I can bring it to you if you're in Portsmouth. Looking to trade your work for 2 hours massage or house cleaning. I'm a white female.
TO THE TIMEWASTERS: STOP WITH THE "ADVICE". I KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO IT. I'M NOT ASKING FOR "ADVICE". I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MOWER. I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO THE WORK. SUGGESTING I "CLEAN THE FILTER AND CHANGE THE SPARK PLUG" - ONE OF THOSE, "YEAH, NO SHIT" THINGS. SEE ABOVE BEFORE YOU WASTE MY TIME.
Sorry to the nice people who have emailed, or are thinking of emailing. The internet is full of timewasters.
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